The Monkeyland Survival Guide

I GOTTA GET OUTA HERE!

My big thrill in life was sitting around and watching TV and getting angry.
“They’re lying! The SOBs are all lying!”
Which, even though it was the truth, did absolutely nothing…certainly nothing to fix anything.
So there I was, angry at an electronic device, suckin’ down my GMO soda pop, and no hope in sight.

mkyldsurvgodThen a friend came out of the blue and said, ‘Let’s find a place in the wilderness and build!’
I knew nothing. Hadn’t held a serious tool in my life, and this bozo wants me to get up off my couch, stop getting mad, and DO SOMETHING!

So I packed up the wife and the family dog, and I moved to the top of a mountain.
The very top.
Nothing there.
Well, except a cabin that didn’t work and lots of cow shit.

This is my story.
From aggravation to solar power.
From dry wells to tasty water.
From cow shit to…no cow shit.

This is the story of Monkeyland; the story of a man who went into the wilderness and built himself a home.
Including all the mistakes.
Which makes this of extreme value to you, because when the world blows up…

tornado
hurricane
volcano
EMP
nuclear war
terrorism
no power when you click the switch
fresh out of water
people getting sick and dying
THE END OF MONEY!
invasion by the Chinese/Afghans/Kenyans
country betrayed by a president

OR WHATEVER ELSE MIGHT HAPPEN
Even if it only happens to you and not to everybody

THEN THIS BOOK IS GOING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!

Or, at least, give you some idea of what to do.

Want to make cheap solar power and think it is hard? Not after you read this book.
Stuck in a war zone and dying of thirst and don’t know what to do?
Not after you read this book.
Tired of eating that GMO and watching your semen levels drop?
Not after you read this book.

Tired of sitting around and getting angry because everybody in the world is stupid or corrupt?

Then this book is for you.

Oh, hell. Even if this book is NOT for you, you’re going to get something out of it.
Even if all you get is the fact that…

YOU CAN DO ANYTHING!

So, what are you waiting for?
Hit the paypal button, get up off your anger, get self sufficient like your forebears, build something, anything…and…and…

MAKE YOUR OWN MONKEYLAND!

 

paypal button

After doing the paypal thing you will be directed to a password page, and then to a download page. If this doesn’t happen, or if you have any problem with the downloads, or anything, just let me know at:

aganzul@gmail.com

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